April 15, 2014

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April 14, 2014
"According to one story, his last words were, “Now is not the time for making new enemies.” It was his response to a priest at the side of his deathbed, asking Voltaire to renounce Satan."

Wikipedia: Voltaire

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April 13, 2014
saintwerewolf:

saintwerewolf:

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April 12, 2014
"The way things should be and the way things are hardly ever get together. The world’s a hard place, Danny. It don’t care. It don’t hate you and me, but it don’t love us, either. Terrible things happen in the world, and they’re things no one can explain. Good people die in bad, painful ways and leave the folks that love them all alone. Sometimes it seems like it’s only the bad people who stay healthy and prosper. The world don’t love you, but your momma does and so do I. You grieve for your daddy, and when you feel you have to cry over what happened to him, you go into a closet or under your covers and cry until it’s all out of you again. That’s what a good son has to do. But see that you get on. That’s your job in this hard world, to keep your love alive and see that you get on, no matter what."

— Dick to Danny in The Shining (By Stephen King)  (via abloodymess)

April 11, 2014

How to be a Reverse Racist

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April 10, 2014
"Also, there’s a diminishing-returns thing going on when trying to concentrate on what you might call a non-interactive task. Entering a big block of numbers into a spreadsheet, for instance. Keeping focused on the task takes exponentially more effort each minute, for less and less result. If you’ve ever held a brick out at arm’s length for an extended period, you’ll know the feeling. That’s why the internet, for instance, is like crack to us - it’s a non-stop influx of constantly-new things, so we can flick from one to the next after only seconds. Its better/worse than pistachios."

Um, guys?

April 10, 2014
It’s Thursday, so here is three-year-old Bean, flirting with himself. 

It’s Thursday, so here is three-year-old Bean, flirting with himself. 

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Filed under: tbt jbwhelanblog 
April 10, 2014

GPOYW.

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April 10, 2014
People who type “tbh” to denote that they are totally for realsies telling you the honest truth:

What about the rest of the time? What are we to assume about that? 

Also, “lmao”? Do you need to clear your throat? Are you choking? Is “lol” just not fierce enough for you? Or did your ass actually fall off? Because if it did, please stop typing right now and find yourself some medical attention.

Similarly, “rofl”? Really? Do you have any idea how dirty that floor is? Are you unable to remain upright while amused? Did you know that when you do that at school your mom gets a phone call from the guidance counselor?

This post brought to you courtesy the 22-year-old who tried to pick me up today. 

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Filed under: I am 37. btw. 
April 9, 2014
Heh.  

Heh.  

April 9, 2014
"Maybe, as a successful adult, I am not supposed to say things like, “My outlook on life and conception of myself as a person are thanks largely in part to a television show about a teenage detective,” but if that’s the case I don’t really want to be a successful adult. When I started watching Veronica Mars, it was the summer between my sophomore and junior years of college, and I had developed a personality that was largely centered on letting terrible dudes push me around and make me feel awful about myself, and I was very sad, all the time. And then I watched Veronica Mars, which is about fathers and daughters and class warfare and high school and murder and most of all, to me, the triumphs and pitfalls of being a smart, tough girl in a world that would rather you be stupid and compliant."

Katie Coyle

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April 8, 2014

flavorpill:

The Business Cards Pop Culture Characters Would Have If They Changed Careers

REBLOGGING FOR SAURON. 

(via npr)

April 8, 2014
randyt:

did a little poetry with refrigerator magnets at a friends house.

randyt:

did a little poetry with refrigerator magnets at a friends house.

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April 7, 2014
jewlesthemagnificent:

donrickles:

laughterkey:

fieldnotesfromabroad:

dougieplaysbanjo:

pinkprincess17:

whatshewanted:

be strong.
(i was already kind, and good, and smart. i had to learn to be strong.)

Let go

fucking idiot

Breathe. Think.

You can.

Pretentious dick.

Shut Up.

SLOW DOWN. 

jewlesthemagnificent:

donrickles:

laughterkey:

fieldnotesfromabroad:

dougieplaysbanjo:

pinkprincess17:

whatshewanted:

be strong.

(i was already kind, and good, and smart. i had to learn to be strong.)

Let go

fucking idiot

Breathe. Think.

You can.

Pretentious dick.

Shut Up.

SLOW DOWN. 

April 7, 2014

Phoning it in. 

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Filed under: mugshot gpoy