— Dick to Danny in The Shining (By Stephen King) (via abloodymess)
What about the rest of the time? What are we to assume about that?
Also, “lmao”? Do you need to clear your throat? Are you choking? Is “lol” just not fierce enough for you? Or did your ass actually fall off? Because if it did, please stop typing right now and find yourself some medical attention.
Similarly, “rofl”? Really? Do you have any idea how dirty that floor is? Are you unable to remain upright while amused? Did you know that when you do that at school your mom gets a phone call from the guidance counselor?
This post brought to you courtesy the 22-year-old who tried to pick me up today.
REBLOGGING FOR SAURON.
(i was already kind, and good, and smart. i had to learn to be strong.)