5 facts about my Dad.

1. He loves the Yankees.

2. He lives in the Bronx.

3. He walks around in a Red Sox hat all the time.

4. He thinks he’s funny. Clearly.

5. After my grandfather died, he told me that Grandpa had, at heart, always been a Mets fan. Because why? Because National League. What. What. And you wait to tell me this until after he’s gone? In the same tone you’d tell me some deep, dark secret? God forbid something happens to me. You’ll tell my son, You know your mother was actually a Republican at heart.

(Not that I equate Mets fans with Republicans. They’re just equally unlikely reversals.)

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