Today is my first appointment with a new therapist.

When she asks me why I came to see her, I’m going to say: 

“My health insurance is willing to pay you to be my friend. How about it?”

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3. girlwhosaidno answered: Haha! I love this. I am training to be a psychologist and when I get business cards I will have them say “Paid Friend”.
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