Today, right after breakfast, I left Bean at the table while I plucked my eyebrows went about important morning things. Five minutes later I went back, planning to make sure he’d finished his milk, when I discovered he’d given himself a mani-pedi. And also whatever you call it when you paint your bangs.
Normally I check him whenever he’s quiet for more than sixty seconds sense when he’s up to no good, but not this time. Mommydar fail.
The worst part is that I don’t have any nail polish remover. The best part is he mostly colored within the lines.
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If he wants a job, send him to me!
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he did a better job than i do most times.
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