The Psychology of Kryptonian Urination

coyotesqrl:

1. Clark Kent has a notoriously shy bladder.(1)
2. Superman, on the other hand, would piss on Darkseid to take the piss out of him.(2)

So, you’re Lex Luthor and you desperately want to burn down a building(3) but the big blue schoolboy has come and, as is his wont, he’s using his super-pee to put out the fire.(4) How do you stop him?

Easy. You beam a Batman hologram right in front of his face. That’ll stop him up like a cork.(5)

Then you get on your kryptonite-powered unicorn and fly away to the clouds.

(1)Well, it would be notorious if not for the Comics Code.
(2)Again, see the Comics Code. And those wankers at DC who keep rejecting my story ideas.
(3)It’s a, uh…secret lab and he wants to cover his tracks or something.
(4)Seriously, DC. Get back to me. I’ve got tons more great ideas just like this one.
(5)Everyone’s bladder is shy next to Batman. Except for Alfred. He changed young master Bruce’s diapers. Nothing fazes him.

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