ron-bailey:

The reply above was left by some random jerkwad on Maria’s post from last night, a post in which she voiced her excitement about our upcoming trip to meet in New York City. 
I nearly had a conniption fit on the spot. Maria advised me to chill overnight and write about it in the morning.
Guess what? It’s morning, asshole.
So, on one hand, I don’t have any clue who you are, nudawn, and I really don’t give a fuck what you think.
On the other hand, I do have a piece of advice for you: If you really feel the urge to offer unsolicited advice to someone, then pick a freaking topic that you know something about. Maria and I have known each other for almost seven years now, (2007 was a good year) (OHAI, FAVRD) and we have literally hundreds of shared friends who have lived together, partied together, vacationed together, and gotten married to each other. We’ve each even watched our children grow up over the years. We aren’t isolated strangers looking to take advantage of each other - we are part of a community, a long-standing conglomeration of geeks and nerds and misfits that looks out for its own. 
So anyway, If you really want to piss on someone’s parade, you might do well to choose a parade you are qualified to opine about.
Maria and I are gonna be OK - I promise you that. Our friends and loved ones are going to make sure of it.

I love Ron and the unicorn he rode in on. 

ron-bailey:

The reply above was left by some random jerkwad on Maria’s post from last night, a post in which she voiced her excitement about our upcoming trip to meet in New York City. 

I nearly had a conniption fit on the spot. Maria advised me to chill overnight and write about it in the morning.

Guess what? It’s morning, asshole.

So, on one hand, I don’t have any clue who you are, nudawn, and I really don’t give a fuck what you think.

On the other hand, I do have a piece of advice for you: If you really feel the urge to offer unsolicited advice to someone, then pick a freaking topic that you know something about. Maria and I have known each other for almost seven years now, (2007 was a good year) (OHAI, FAVRD) and we have literally hundreds of shared friends who have lived together, partied together, vacationed together, and gotten married to each other. We’ve each even watched our children grow up over the years. We aren’t isolated strangers looking to take advantage of each other - we are part of a community, a long-standing conglomeration of geeks and nerds and misfits that looks out for its own. 

So anyway, If you really want to piss on someone’s parade, you might do well to choose a parade you are qualified to opine about.

Maria and I are gonna be OK - I promise you that. Our friends and loved ones are going to make sure of it.

I love Ron and the unicorn he rode in on. 

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