There is a 15 1/2 inch difference between my waist and my hips.

1. This is why I can’t have a nice, off-the-rack cocktail dress. 

2. My ass is huge. HUGE. 

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5. kimalah said: Story. of. my. life.
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15. braincooksidea said: there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. Can we have a not so secret huge ass club and be awesome together?
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20. peepsimusminimus said: Mine’s 16 inches. There should be a club where we all can have lots of wine and alter every single piece of clothing we own as a group. Then we’ll go demand custom clothing from designers.
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50. rosa--sparks said: Word up - gurl, WORD.
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