I present Rabbit the cat, best kitty ever and my first child.
Mostly we called him The Bit.
Today, right after breakfast, I left Bean at the table while I plucked my eyebrows went about important morning things. Five minutes later I went back, planning to make sure he’d finished his milk, when I discovered he’d given himself a mani-pedi. And also whatever you call it when you paint your bangs.
Normally I check him whenever he’s quiet for more than sixty seconds sense when he’s up to no good, but not this time. Mommydar fail.
The worst part is that I don’t have any nail polish remover. The best part is he mostly colored within the lines.
Inner Witch Edition.
Tousled hair edition, because the only thing better than a gratuitous photo meme is a gratuitous photo meme that doesn’t require a shower.
Bean asked nicely, so I went in swimming in my clothes.
Again.
What.








