GPOYRandomlyAcquiredBookWithACoverThatMatchesYourTankFriday
I should totally write books for kids. Bean would be my imaginary narrator. They’d be bestsellers and Bean would spend years in therapy. And then I’d write the one book actually in my own voice, and people would be like,
Wow. Mommy has thoughts and stuff.
I love how The Great Santini calls his kids “sportsfans”, even when he’s only talking to one of them.
Someone Is Eating The Sun
This was one of my all-time favorites when I was a kid. The illustrations are gorgeous. Somewhat ominous, even.
The animals get themselves all riled up and in a panic because they think the sun is disappearing forever. It’s a turtle who is the voice of reason, explaining that it’s just an eclipse.
(Also, 95¢!)
Does anyone else remember this book?

