Regarding Bean's RC helicopter.
| Me: | I specifically requested no remote control vehicles. |
| Uncle: | I don't have to listen to you. Anyway, who got you your first Nintendo? Against your mother's wishes? |
| Me: | Yes, and I am forever grateful for your contribution to the rewiring of my brain. However. The Nintendo didn't FLY. |
| Uncle: | Would this be a good time to tell the story about the time I took you to the fair and you peed on my shoulders? Because you know, I didn't tell that story at your wedding. |
| Me: | I NEVER HAD A WEDDING. |
| Uncle: | Would you like a beer, Maria? |
| Me: | I thought you'd never ask. |
December 1979. And the best giant Christmas coloring book of all time.
(I’ll stop now.)
(For tonight.)
