Regarding Bean's RC helicopter.
|Me:||I specifically requested no remote control vehicles.|
|Uncle:||I don't have to listen to you. Anyway, who got you your first Nintendo? Against your mother's wishes?|
|Me:||Yes, and I am forever grateful for your contribution to the rewiring of my brain. However. The Nintendo didn't FLY.|
|Uncle:||Would this be a good time to tell the story about the time I took you to the fair and you peed on my shoulders? Because you know, I didn't tell that story at your wedding.|
|Me:||I NEVER HAD A WEDDING.|
|Uncle:||Would you like a beer, Maria?|
|Me:||I thought you'd never ask.|