February 7, 2013
Opinions!

Sometimes I walk around humming “Tradition!” from Fiddler on the Roof except it’s “Opinions!”

And then I don’t feeeeeeeel, so saaaaad. 

Wait, what?

May 25, 2010
Sangria update.

Whole frozen strawberries in a tall glass. 

Merlot. 

Pomegranate grape juice.

Diet Mountain Dew. 

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April 19, 2010
thejohnblog:

I wish I had enough hit points to join in this GPOY for today.(Sorry, I left my 9 sided die with my oops, never had it, too busy getting laid.)

Truth: This was not an accident.
Also, did you just call me a cheap trick? 
Because I’m actually kind of expensive. <3

thejohnblog:

I wish I had enough hit points to join in this GPOY for today.

(Sorry, I left my 9 sided die with my oops, never had it, too busy getting laid.)

Truth: This was not an accident.

Also, did you just call me a cheap trick? 

Because I’m actually kind of expensive. <3

April 1, 2010

Detachable Penis // King Missile

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